And on the Seventh Day...

Schedule of a committed weekend blogger.

7AM: Wakeup and turn on computer. Crap. You left it on from the night before.

7:01 AM Pull up email and see if you got any comments. Crap. No one said anything about your ever so witty post. WAKE UP PEOPLE, YOU HAVE MAIL TO READ!

7:15 AM Set box of cereal on table so kids are set for the day.

7:16 AM Rolls eyes at dog who starts whining 'cause he must be walked.

7:17 AM "Accidentally" dial Little One on cell phone so she can walk dog... "Sorry, did I do that? Must have been an accident! We'll go shopping later!" {right}

7:25 AM {that took way too long} Check on the late night tweets I missed, all 856 of them, including the west coasters twittererersers who are just going to bed.

7:55 - 9:00AM Begin reading google reader and comment...smile at Little One when she walks in, "love you, love you, sure you can cook pancakes, I'll take 2."

9:00 AM Shower, church if it's Sunday (the Lord loves Bloggers) and home for more cereal lunch

12:00 PM Check email again, scream "Hallelujah" because I have comments. Where are those kids...someone has to walk Buster, I'm too giddy!

12:05 - 4:00PM Finish google reader and comments.

4:00 PM Getting the juices flowing for the next days post...ooohhh, this is going to be a good one...

4:15 PM Nuthin'...wishing the kids would screw something up and give me inspiration.

4:30 PM Asking the kids if there is anything they need to tell me? I won't get mad, promise...anything, legal preferably...did College girl take anything else I should know about?

5:00 PM Really losing it here now, can't think of crap, so actually going to cook dinner order Chinese food.

5:45 PM Chinese is here! Fortune Cookie: The Greatest Danger Could Be Your Stupidity WTF?...where are the cameras?

6:00 PM Decide to look for a meme and get distracted because I start to wonder what the origin of the word meme is. See I'm not so dumb...I'm actually very deep...

6:02 PM Realize Buster took a dump because I forgot to get the kids to walk him. Still no inspiration, so I walk him and clean it up myself...what a Suzy Housekeeper. CRAP...laundry!

6:15-8:45 PM Work on laundry. Really tired now! Laundry bites! Seriously, the kids are clean after they shower, do I really have to wash the towels? Discuss... It's time to sit comatose in front of the TV. But, gotta post about something....GIMME MY HEAD! {that sounds totally wrong, but you loyal readers know what I mean)

9:00 PM Photoshop me on some super cute something and VOILA! You have one awesome post!

9:45 PM Time to lurk, not leave comments, you guys know, what you are doing right now! Unless you have something to say???

11:30 PM Pass out. Go to bed. CRAP, did I turn off the computer? Did anybody walk Buster...{call Big Guy on cell phone...sorry, did I wake you?...}

Have I ever said how much I love my life!?!

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